Hey there fancypants.

Tonight I have my entire music library on the playlist. I usually enjoy a good minuet (hello myspace comment) so I select a few classical pieces before I let the media player shuffle through the rest of the selection.

Nirvana? Sure.
Kenny Wayne Shepherd? Excellent.
Edgar Winters & Johnny Lang? Love it.
Korn? Where the hell did that come from... skip.
Suddenly, without warning I heard:

"Hey there fancypants...."

My brain was startled. I thought for sure I had someones myspace profile open and their mp3 player was playing. I started looking for the pause button ... none. Wait a minute... is this coming from my computer?

"Play the songs that make us dance....."

Seriously, where do I get this shit?

"Bring along your lady friend......."

Ween. They get me everytime.